I wanted to write something quick – something guaranteed no one would ever read.
I titled this “First” since I couldn’t think of anything more clever and this being my first post on this site, why the hell not? I’m weeding out idiots who write “First” on everything on the web. If you’re here to write “First,” I will hunt you down and kick your bunny.
If you don’t have a bunny, I will leave a bunny on your doorstep, ring the doorbell (or knock, whatever the case is) and while you see your new best friend and pet its fluffy ears I will jump from behind the car and kick it out of your hands.
To be honest, I have no idea why the post went that way, sometimes one writes what’s on their head. Since I’m at work, I assume I’ll blame violence.
I should get back to work.
One day, I would like writing itself as work and I can sit and complain about writing the way I sit and complain about work.
Sad, even thinking ahead, I already plot out where to put the negative pieces.
Oh well, time to build a bunch of computers for users who don’t appreciate them.